Not enough dinosaurs with facial hair.
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS LETTING HIM HAVE PUPPIES!?!?
I am suing. For damage to my body. Specifically the ovaries.
Texting that one special someone.
that feeling that you get inside you, when you’re texting that significant other, those butterflies you get in your stomach when you read something sweet, or that pain in your stomach when you laugh too hard at some corny joke they just said. although the fact that you guys aren’t with each other, you still feel as if you’re right there next to them, connected through the power of technology.